nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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