loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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