lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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