It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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