three words: i give head
three words: not that well
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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