i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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