Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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