people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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