the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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