i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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