SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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