R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Randomize
