It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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