The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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