Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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