Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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