We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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