Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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