Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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