I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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