BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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