I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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