Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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