oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
