Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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