atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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