the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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