4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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