Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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