and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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