One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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