Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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