you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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