yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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