Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
