it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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