WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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