She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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