And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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