I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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