I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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