ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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