he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You can't just leave with hair like that
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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