I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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