well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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