What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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