the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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