K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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