do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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