The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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