i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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