Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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