Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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