woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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We are two peas in an std pod
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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