I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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