your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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