So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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